janemba:

taint3ed:

rawdogqueen:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

When ur beating ur meat and u hear ur name being called

GET THIS AWAY FROM ME

Delete this

what episode was this why he makin that face whos ass was spongebob bout to handle

foreverastudent:

southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it

I would

hotboyproblems:

“sir you can not get a restraining order against spiders”

morrissarty:

cheeky-jackharries:

avatar-rokuu:

veryscarytwist:

how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS 

AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS

AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS

what

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

1. do not

rosaparking:

rnacintosh:

rosaparking:

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry